ash’s main squeeze “ashlover” contributes the following in response to an article providing tips for keeping dry, warm, and cozy during the hunting season. Brevity is the soul of wit, anyone?:
Many thanks to reporter Chris Young for relaying hunter Mike Capps’ tips on preventing hypothermia during the hunting season.
Of course, the issue could be avoided altogether if hunters would consider channeling their sports enthusiasm into less “chilling” indoor sports such as bowling and target practice of the two-dimensional, inanimate variety. Or they might devote their excess energy to shooting pool instead of Bambi, Donald and Daffy.