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- Written by: Rita Cormulley
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At some point ash adopted the philosophy - or perhaps simply realized - that she was impervious to intimidation. Short of physical threat, of course, which the following definitely does not constitute. Later investigation confirmed that JC Penney is hardly the only organization to employ the money-making scheme described below, as she addresses the desk clerk destined to open her envelope:
TAWDRY BUSINESS PRACTICES R US
Listen up, you flunkies, you schlubs, you nameless, faceless clerics yearning to breathe free graduate high school already and enter college, ultimately precluding another assembly-line, boring, tedious job in the billing department of an impersonal, behemoth, bureaucratic corporation:
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From the Department of the Painfully Obvious:
Sarah Palin is to Barack Obama as The Monkees are to The Beatles.
ash sent that throw-away line to her local paper expecting it to be ignored. Instead, the new editor replied that he "took umbrage" as a Monkees fan only to publish it anyway. Only for the letter to garner grumbling objections - or so she was told, since she no longer reads the local paper - and absolutely no approbation. Which is rather humorous, considering the transparency of the comparison, until you consider the community in which she lives. So ash wrote the following elaboration which naturally was not published.
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